Knit the Desperate Housewife Cardigan: A Cozy Top-Down Pattern

A woman with short blonde hair is standing and looking to the side. She is wearing a striped cardigan over a dark tank top and green pants.

Desperate Housewife

Desperate Housewife is a treat for your wild and wonderful side. This slouchy, grandpa-fit cardigan is the perfect project to knit in those stray moments you steal away for yourself. Desperate Housewife is a top-down, one-piece cardigan with a circular yoke, ideal for lounging or throwing on for a splash of color when you run errands. We suggest using Drops Alpaca, which comes in a multitude of colours and is currently ON SALE!

Notes

  • Because it’s knit top-down this cardie is easy to modify, and can be made shorter or cropped, with or without pockets. You can even make it as a 3/4 length or short sleeve top for spring.
  • The pattern does not specify using smaller needles for the ribbing, but when you knit 2×2 ribbit it is customary to go down in needle size; otherwise, otherwise the stitches can look a bit loose and untidy.
Close-up of a colorful striped cardigan with varying tones of pink, teal, yellow, and brown, worn over a gray shirt, with a hand tucked into the pocket.

Sizes

  • Designed to fit with 4 – 8” / 10 – 20 cm of positive ease at the bust, less for larger sizes.
  • Photos show size 2 on a 36” / 91.5 cm bust model.
  • Finished Bust: (41, 44.75, 48.75) (53.25, 57) (60.75, 65.25, 69.25)“ / (102.5, 112, 121.5) (133, 142.5) (152, 163, 173) cm
A woman wearing a colorful striped cardigan with buttons, striking a pose with one hand on her chest, against a neutral background.

Materials

A person sitting on a blue chair, wearing a multicolored striped cardigan and green pants, looking thoughtfully downwards.
A woman sitting on a blue chair, wearing a striped cardigan, green pants, and a black tank top, with short hair and a plant in the background.

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